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2426Y00F07bookman24Y00J1Y00C5NUnquestionably Sad
0825Y00F11microknight08Y00C6NFishboy
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0824Y00F05pearl08Y00C3Y00J0NStar Trek has Trekkies, these people are unquestionably sad. These people
0801N will stop you in the street to tell you
0801N about how the original Star Trek tricorders
0801N were dust busters painted grey or that
0801N Doctor Mcoys medical scanner was a tube of
0801N washing up liquid. These people have no
0801N place in society. These people form bands
0801N with names like Babylon Zoo. If there was
0801N any justice these people would be rounded
0801N up into concentration camps and have large
0801N metal rods 'inserted' into them at various
0801N angles. Their mutilated corpses should then
0801N be hung in prominent places around the
0801N cities of the world as a warning to anybody
0801N who one day finds themselves in a crowded
0801N room standing next to an incredibly
0801N attractive member of the opposite sex with
0801N nothing more to say then: "Well its in the
0801Nseventh episode of series six shortly after the one where we find out the
0801Nnames of Spocks grandparents right, and there's this alien...".
0801N
0801NJust why do you people live? Is there any point to your miserable existence?
0801NIts a bloody TV show for gods sake! Its not as if anybody cares about your
0801Nsad little fascinations or about how you get a massive erection every time
0801Nyou here the words 'trilithium crystals' or something! Just die for gods
0801Nsake! Die and leave us all alone!
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